Murder on the Orient Express Review

Apart from avoiding news at all costs, we're reviewing Murder on the Orient Express this week, and it's a more interesting adventure than you might imagine. The review, that is.

Not simply a time-honored classic, but also a film that seems to defy being remade, Orient Express is a film that has to make you wonder what exactly Branagh has in his bonnet. Of course, we all know that he just wanted to get the money to do Death on the Nile.

At any rate, the movie is a strange feature for many reasons, not least of which is the curious case of no one talking about it for awards. What happened here? We'll let you know.